tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

twocubes:

look i dont mean to be a bitch but uh

this thing is just not even remotely centered properly in any direction

now let’s see if paul allen’s is centered

evilwizard:

*at the ADHD wizard meeting* sometimes i just find it difficult to hocus-focus

mariacallous:

HOT STRIKE SUMMER CONTINUES

velidewrites:

How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane

:

19th century AITA only its “Have I been the most dreadful cad?”

Yes you are an abominable bounder/No you behaved as a gentleman should/All parties mentioned seem simply horrid

darkmetaknightspussy:

darkmetaknightspussy:

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts

ear-motif:

if you told hannibal he served cunt hed say no. i wouodnt do that theres not enough meat there

tenorgender:

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

actualaster:

djcranberry:

No Bitches Beach

Cannot let this stay in the tags

manywinged:

“bloodlust” is such a great word it’s like someone saw the word bloodthirsty and was like “hmm not horny enough”